The Katie Price's Nipple Slip that Almost Was

After several years of a pretty steady and apparently boring marriage, Katie Price is now making up for lost times.

The voluptuous British actress was photographed this weekend being piss drunk at a London club, dancing with some unidentified guy and rubbing her ass and tits all over him. The best part is that she tried to stuff those gigantic tits inside a too-tight of a dress, and consequently, she ended up overflowing.

She must've used yards of double sticky tape, though, because no matter how close she was to giving us one of those famous Katie Price nipple slips, it never actually happened. Well, if you look very close at this photo you can almost catch the beginning of one. But we won't force the issue. Let's simply be patient and wait for Katie to actually show the whole kanoodle again.