Chelsea Handler and Uma Thurman's Ex: Hot New Couple?

Chelsea Handler and Uma Thurman's Ex: Hot New Couple?

 

Comedienne Chelsea Handler arrives at the Belvedere Vodka Launch Party For (RED) Special Edition Bottle at Avalon on February 10, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Getty Images)

Chelsea Handler jokes about her disdain of puppies, little babies and the domestic life -- but it doesn't stop her from having a hot new tryst. The comedian and Uma Thurman's ex, Andre Balazs, were spotted getting hot-and-heavy at a Hollywood party on Wednesday night.

An onlooker says the duo, who were seen smooching a month ago, were "inseparable" at the pre-Oscars bash.

Handler was "giggling" (must be a funny one if he can make this dry humor chick laugh) and she "rarely left his side," the witness added.

Hopefully 50 Cent isn't sulking in too much sorrow -- she dumped him over the holidays after the twosome had a casual fling for a few months.

But maybe she'll keep Balazs along just a bit longer: "He's exactly her type," a friend told Us.

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Chelsea Handler Eying New Man After Dumping 50 Cent

It has been known by all by now that rapper 50 Cent and American model as well as stand-up comedian Chelsea Handler are no longer a couple. However, things are getting clear with time that it was Chelsea, who dumped the rapper and decided to end the relation.

Recently, Handler posted a photo of her kissing 50 Cent but that was probably in contrast to their real life chemistry at that time. Chelsea has reportedly called it quit days before Christmas but the rapper tried his best to win her back in his life. He gifted her with lots of things and tried to appease his lady. But these could not impress Chelsea and she returned then back with a note stating that she can buy her own gifts.

It seems that Chelsea was confident with her decision and wanted to get rid of the relation totally. However, even after all these happenings, the former couple were seen together attending the Sundance Film Festival in Utah. No one could guess that they were no longer together because they did not made it clear. But Chelsea was not at all interested in kind of as she decided to move on in life.

Chelsea has already found a new man in her life and she was spotted with Uma Thurman's ex, Andre Balaza. They were spotted together at Bing Bar last weekend and were seen partying hard at Tao. Later, they were also seen leaving the spot together. One friend of Handler has confirmed that they are dating as he is exactly of her type.

Well, 50 Cent must have realized by now that it's not going to work anymore so he should also move on.

Jenna Jameson on Chelsea Handler: What a Dried Up Old Wh*re!

Jenna Jameson on Chelsea Handler: 

What a Dried Up Old Wh*re!

Jenna Jameson was apparently far from pleased when Chelsea Handler referred to her as "raunchy" in a Glamour magazine article last month.

Nor does Jenna Jameson take kindly to Chelsea Handler singling out children in her comedy material. The legendary adult film star summed up her feelings on Twitter.

Never one to pull any punches, Jameson Tweeted: "Chelsea Handler makes fun of peoples kids... Probably because she's a dried up old whore."

OFF THE HANDLER: 50 Cent isn't the only one feeling screwed by Chelsea.

When some didn't take kindly to her word choice, Jenna Jameson said: "So funny, I can't have an opinion on cheese handler? She calls peoples babies retarded."

"To me... It's not funny. Just cuz I say it like it is...... Don't hate...... She talks massive sh!!t.. Ok, whatever." Then, in response to further criticism ...

"Everyone trying to give me the literal meaning of whore. How do you think she got her job at E!? She dated the president of E!"


"If she can't handle the heat, don't talk shit! Oh, and get a makeup team, you look scroungy."

"Starting a war with a comedian doesn't scare me because she hires writers to be funny. All she has to do is stand there, and we will laugh."

That sound you hear? That sound is of IT BEING ON.

Better watch out though, JJ. She can play rough. Just ask 50 ... or Angelina Jolie. Chelsea will throw around c-bombs without thinking twice.


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Jennifer Aniston Shunning Chelsea Handler After Angelina Jolie Bashing

Chelsea Handler made headlines recently for calling Angelina Jolie a c*%t and tearing her a new one. Chels' BFF, Jennifer Aniston, is reportedly not thrilled.

Jen is not an Angelina fan either, for obvious reasons, but she was so mortified at Chelsea's insults that she has decided to distance herself from Handler.

"Jen and Chelsea haven't officially fallen out but they won't be close for a long time unless Chelsea promises to never talk about Angelina," a friend says.

POORLY HANDLED: Chelsea crossed the line, Jen feels.

 Jennifer Aniston Shunning Chelsea Handler After Angelina Jolie Bashing

The friend adds: "She understands that what Chelsea did, she did out of loyalty to Jen, but it didn't help. In fact, it made things significantly worse."

We can see that. Handler saying she's not a fan is one thing, but labeling Jolie a home-wrecking skank and the c-word to boot? A tad over the line.

Calling Jolie a phony, Handler quipped "She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Cause you're a f**king c*%t ... a f**king b!tch."


Those remarks came just weeks after spending Thanksgiving with Jennifer in Mexico, effectively trying Aniston in with her tirades by association.

"Jen is and has always been a private person," a friend of Aniston's says. "It's one thing to bash Angelina in private; it's another to do it in public."

"Chelsea should know better and is feeling Jen's cold shoulder."

Rough. But hey, at least she has 50 Cent in bed to console her.

Here's a portion of Handler's evisceration of Angelina Jolie ...

Do Celebrities Read Their Fan Mail? Chelsea Handler Does!

 Do Celebrities Read Their Fan Mail? Chelsea Handler Does!

Do you ever wonder if celebrities really read their fan mail? I can’t imagine Tom Cruise sitting down and going through piles and piles of letters, but there’s one celebrity who actually loves sorting through it all. Chelsea Handler!

Here’s a picture of Chelsea reading a letter from a fan that she posted on Twitter with the following message.

Just so you know, I read my fan mail people. I try and read it all.

Makes me like her more! Wonder if Angelina Jolie sent her any.

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Chelsea Handler Can’t Quit Bashing Angelina Jolie

 Chelsea Handler Can’t Quit Bashing Angelina Jolie

I guess Jennifer Aniston’s gag order wasn’t very effective because Chelsea Handler just won’t stop badmouthing Angelina Jolie! I guess she figures if she’s already in this deep she might as well run with this.

“I’m not a fan. She just doesn’t come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you’d really want to avoid.”

I get that Chelsea’s job is to be funny and make fun of people but this is taking a little far, don’t you think?


I know that people seems to be divided on the subject — there are some who think that Chelsea needs to shut her mouth. But then there also seems to be a group of people who think that Chelsea is just saying out loud what many people already think.

Personally, I’m team Jennifer Aniston here. I wish Chelsea hadn’t dragged up the whole love triangle from the past! Can’t we all move on already? The Jennifer/Angelina/Brad thing was five years ago. FIVE YEARS.

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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent…. A Couple? Wow!

Talk about an odd couple! Chelsea Handler, the late night hostess and 50 Cent the rapper/actor are supposedly hooking up, though neither are saying too much.

The “interesting” duo were spotted together at a bar in New Orleans where 50 sang a little ditty, perhaps in honor of Chelsea.

When asked by the paps (TMZ) directly about what’s up with the funny woman, the buff rapper surprisingly didn’t have much to say. He just smiled. I’m surprised since talking (rapping) is Fifty’s occupation. No word yet from Chelsea.

My take on the subject is this. Chelsea, you can do so much better then 50 Cent. Sure, he has a nice body and is moderately attractive but everything else seems a bit lacking. He also doesn’t seem to be the smartest guy around, but hey, to each it’s own.

Chelsea you are so funny and successful, don’t waste your time with Fifty! Find someone who has it together and who isn’t all about the drama. Going from the head honcho at E! to Fifty Cent, seems to me to be a bit of a downgrade!!