Rachel Uchitel Embarks on New Career Path

Rachel Uchitel became infamous in 2009-2010 because, well, the woman is a serial, professional mistress. But she's focused on a new career now.

One which still involves sneaking around, interestingly.

In an ironic twist, the woman whose clandestine relationships with David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods gained national attention wants to be a P.I.

We can't believe it either, Tiges.

 Rachel Uchitel Embarks on New Career Path

“I decided to go back to school and get my private investigation license! I’ve learned to shoot a weapon. I had to Taser someone,” Uchitel told Fox 411.

“I even had to get pepper sprayed, so I know what the effects are."

Somewhere, Elin Nordegren wishes she could've done the honors.

"I’ve already gone under cover," says the aspiring investigator. "In court, we actually do real stuff for the investigator who’s teaching the class."


Rachel Uchitel was generally pretty good at hiding her romantic affairs with Woods and Boreanaz ... at least until they both blew up in her face.

In any case, she's serious about making this her life now.

“I’m going to work under my professor, Dale Gustafson, who runs DGA Detectives,” she said. "I will take the test and be able to open up my own business under Dale’s license with him as a mentor until I get the hours to get my own license."

“Having my own detective agency would be something I’d love to do. I’m actually trying to convince some of my friends to invest. I'm going to search for a missing girl. I’ve been obsessed with finding missing people for so long.”

Hey, it beats breaking up marriages ...

Insert obligatory Bones pun here.

“It’s hard to find somebody who can be accepting of all the stuff that they’ve read and choose to be with me for who I really am," Uchitel admits.

"Obviously, there are a lot of guys that are kind of around, but... it’s more my fault than anyone else’s. I guess I’m just kind of scared of dating.”

Plus, only dating married, wealthy guys really limits the pool.

Rachel Uchitel Says She’s A Love Addict

 Rachel Uchitel Says She’s A Love Addict

Remember Rachel Uchitel? She was the first woman named as a mistress in the Tiger Woods scandal. Then David Boreanaz. Since her reported $10 million settlement from the golf pro, she’s participated in Dr. Drew’s ‘Celebrity Rehab‘ show, and now she’s talking publicly about her problem: she’s a love addict.

“It is the most common addiction in the world, yet it is also the addiction most commonly pushed under the rug because people don’t believe it exists,” Uchitel told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive new interview.

“People think it is a moral issue if somebody falls in love, all over the place. It is not, it is a disease and disorder; it is where you feel like you have a hole in your heart and you are waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and save you.

“But it is not an excuse for anyone’s behavior. You get stuck in relationships that are not right for you; you basically put a mask over somebody’s head and pretend they’re somebody who they’re not. In the end, you get disappointed when they don’t react the way you want them to.”

Rachel Uchitel In A Bikini

For those who have been living in a cave the last six months, Rachel Uchitel is one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. She might have been the first girl he hooked up with, or maybe he was just one of his main bitches. Supposedly she got a pretty healthy payout to keep her mouth shut.

Here she is hanging out at the pool in a bikini and looking hot. I can see why Tiger wanted to tap that. She has a nice body and I get the feeling this babe is one of those girls that will do anything you want if you ask in the right tone of voice.

Rachel Uchitel Hot Bikini Pics at beach

Rachel Uchitel hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, showing off the curves that helped contribute to the downfall of golfing great, Tiger Woods.Just one day after Woods officially became a single man once again, his 'mistress number one' was soaking up the summer sun, dressed in a little yellow bikini.U.S. website TMZ reports that Uchitel is keen to reunite with Woods, quoting a 'very close friend' of the former New York club hostess as saying she's willing 'to give up everything' to get back with him.

Hoping To Become Mrs Tiger Woods

With Tiger Woods officially back to being a bachelor, his former fling Rachel Uchitel has her sights set on landing the golf star all to herself.

Spotted out walking along the beach in her bikini yesterday (August 23), TMZ reports that Miss Uchitel told her pal of Tiger's situation, "I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me."

Rachel continued, "I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again."

Meanwhile, Miss Uchitel's "Celebrity Rehab" co-star Jeremy London has responded to rumors claiming that he had an affair with the brunette beauty.

He tells, "Without a doubt we are only friends. We never even kissed. We've never had an affair."