Woods Blows $54 Million On A House

Word on the street is that Tiger Woods has taken out a $54 million mortgage to be repaid in 2016. That’s only 6 years from now. Wow, right about now a 40 year mortgage sounds great to me. I could use the break on monthly payments. Anyhoo, this post is about Tiger, not me.

Woods is building an incredibly big and palatial mansion on Jupiter Island, which is super exclusive. The documents for the loan were signed just a few days after Tiger and Elin finally parted ways, at least legally.

The land where the huge home is being built takes up multiple parcels of land. Amongst the home’s amenities are the standard swimming pool, actually there will be more than one, an oxygen therapy room, fitness center and tennis court.

Wow, that’s pretty impressive! I hope he’s planning for a lot of company. What could one man possibly do with all of that house? Maybe he should consider downsizing and donating the money he will soon be throwing away to charity. Just a thought….

Hoping To Become Mrs Tiger Woods

With Tiger Woods officially back to being a bachelor, his former fling Rachel Uchitel has her sights set on landing the golf star all to herself.

Spotted out walking along the beach in her bikini yesterday (August 23), TMZ reports that Miss Uchitel told her pal of Tiger's situation, "I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me."

Rachel continued, "I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again."

Meanwhile, Miss Uchitel's "Celebrity Rehab" co-star Jeremy London has responded to rumors claiming that he had an affair with the brunette beauty.

He tells, "Without a doubt we are only friends. We never even kissed. We've never had an affair."

Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren confirm divorce

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have confirmed that they have legally separated.

Court officials announced that they were both present in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, FL for their divorce agreement, TMZ reports.

Woods and Nordegren's lawyers said on the pair's behalf: "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future.

"While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.

"Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern."

Details of their divorce documents have not been made public, but Nordegren is expected to receive $100m (£64m) from the golfer.

Woods was at the centre of numerous cheating accusations late last year.

Jessica Simpson's Pokeys

Jessica Simpson is back in the spotlight, this time singing at the opening ceremony of Tiger Tourney, an event designed and hosted by Tiger Woods.

After weeks of keeping to herself and enjoying her boyfriend indoors, Jessica Simpson and her tits enjoyed the warm day and beautiful ceremony and posed for photos before and after the event. All during which and thanks to their owner forgetting to put on a bra, Jessica's perky nipples were poking out of her tight top.

Speaking of tops, notice how much bigger Jessica Simpson's tits look now that she's gained a few pounds. There's certainly nothing wrong with this girl packing some extra meat, as long as it keeps on going to her tits and ass.